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Matt Smith – The Eleventh Doctor

Geronimo! I once spent a hell of a long time trying to get a gobby Australian to Heathrow airport. No. You’re too short and bossy, and your nose is all funny. There are fixed points throughout time where things must stay exactly the way they are. This is not one of them. This is an opportunity! Whatever happens here will create its own timeline, its own reality, a temporal tipping point. The future revolves around you, here, now, so do good! Brave heart, Clara. There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

David Tennant – The Tenth Doctor

Allons-y! Black tie…Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. New-new-Doctor. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Oh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that’s why I like it! Doesn’t kill, doesn’t wound, doesn’t maim. But I’ll tell you what it does do: it is very good at opening doors! Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don’t tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother! River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear! There’s only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There’s only one time I could…

David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor Who
David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor Who

Tom Baker – The Fourth Doctor

Tom Baker, The Fourth Doctor and K-9
Tom Baker, The Fourth Doctor and K-9

In the voice of the Fourth Doctor, Tom Baker from DoctorIpsum.com

Come on! Well, of course I’m being childish! There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes. It seems you have a very large rat Brigadier—maybe you should employ the services of a very large cat? What?! Come out. And don’t touch anything! You’re a clumsy, ham fisted idiot! Well, my Doctorate is purely honorary and Harry is only qualified to work on sailors. Have a jelly baby. The trouble with computers, of course, is that they’re very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed. Even if you order them to kill you. So if you do happen to change your mind, it’s very difficult to stop them from obeying the original order. But not impossible.