Allons-y! Black tie…Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. New-new-Doctor. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Oh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that’s why I like it! Doesn’t kill, doesn’t wound, doesn’t maim. But I’ll tell you what it does do: it is very good at opening doors! Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don’t tell people I travelled through time and space with her mother! River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear! There’s only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There’s only one time I could…
